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The smoke’s thick and so is Mike’s attitude. When something in the BBQ world, or life in general, needs a verbal torching, this is where he lights it up. No filters, no apologies, just pure outlaw commentary straight off the pit.

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Because Mike needs to vent
May 15, 2025
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How to Burn a Steak on Purpose
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September 7, 2025
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Beer Can Chicken and Other Crimes
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June 26, 2024
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Why I Don’t Trust Pellet Pushers
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October 6, 2025
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The Day the Propane Ran Out Mid-Rib
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